Directory Dash
One-tap rage game. 10 fake directories reject you on purpose
by Katya Rozenoer · Sep 26, 2026

One-tap rage game. 10 fake directories reject you on purpose
by Katya Rozenoer · Sep 26, 2026

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Directory Dash is a free one-tap rage game: your startup (a cube) runs through 10 fake directories and dies constantly to spikes, 1-star reviews, and captchas. Built by Blastra to make the pain of real directory submissions funny instead of just annoying. Every run ends in a shareable rejection card
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What this launch actually did
Real numbers, shown to everyone. No other directory tells you this.
Every run, kept
Launch history
Each relaunch keeps its own locked result and placement.
Every run, kept
Each relaunch keeps its own locked result and placement.
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2026-09-26
#30
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Top 3 finish
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