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Launched Sep 26, 2026

Built to solve

Launch anxiety has nowhere to go. This gives it a punching bag shaped like real directory rejections.

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About Directory Dash

Directory Dash is a free one-tap rage game: your startup (a cube) runs through 10 fake directories and dies constantly to spikes, 1-star reviews, and captchas. Built by Blastra to make the pain of real directory submissions funny instead of just annoying. Every run ends in a shareable rejection card

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What this launch actually did

Real numbers, shown to everyone. No other directory tells you this.

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Every run, kept

Launch history

Each relaunch keeps its own locked result and placement.

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